Friday, March 20, 2009

UrbanDictionary.com

We were sitting around looking up everybody's name on this wacko website and some of them were pretty funny and some are true- the website said these exact words.

Richard:
Big tall possibly hairy man. Usually likes to walk around with no shoes and unclipped toenails until he makes someone do it. They are always on time, and very loyal companions.

Marilee:
A girl with a bad attitude and a booty to back it up.

Amberly:
A person who is sweet and funny, but has a wild side just waiting to jump out at you. This person is usually really perverted. She has a heart for the world. She looks best as a brunette and is usually tall. She is the most bewildering person you will ever meet and always has stars in her eyes.

Margaret:
A girl who craves attention. Is also one of the most giving people you will ever meet, but do not cross her.

Brian:
Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.

Katherine:
An angel, a princess, someone special to you, and a perfect person.

Bryan:
A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being.

Jefferson:
a synonym of marijuana
Jeff:
A fabulous name, usually very sexy tall & thin, spontaneous, and proud.

Courtney:
The Pimptress of the world, a cutie that all the boys fall for. One who tends to over obsess over things.

Elizabeth:
The Queen. A woman of great power, intellectual ability, and loyalty. Beautiful, compassionate, and chaste.

Sarah:
A quiet, sensitive girl. Loves animals and loves to be with people. Not selfish and thinks of others constantly. Does not revolve her life around guys, and thinks education is more important.

Emily:
slang term for a highly attractive and sexually intriguing individual. The most beautiful person in the world. Often referred to as a Goddess. Has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place.

Rachel:
The most edible female name, a smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature. Usually cute and pretty, they tend to be popular and silly and like to fool around.

7 comments:

Dad said...

Where do I find this amazingly insightful website?

The Red Page said...

whatever... when I read mine, I knew that at least part of them were made up. But, it was funny!

Love,
A quiet, sensitive girl. Loves animals and loves to be with people. Not selfish and thinks of others constantly. Does not revolve her life around guys, and thinks education is more important.

The Red Page said...

No really none of them were made up! It was exactly what the website said, except I spelled the words right.

Libbi said...

Umm-- hilarious!!! I especially liked the gangsta one about BJ. haha-- we all knew something was hiding.

The Red Page said...

No one has commented on the "booty" - I think you have miss understood it really means lots and lots and lots of MONEY right!
Abby - whodda thought?

Baldwin Family said...

I can back Emily up on this; these really were the exact definitions. A little weird, huh? It was hilarious. Of course they are extremely insightful. I really am perfect, eh? BJ's was pretty funny too. Those relapses are what keep us on our toes around here. :)

The Red Page said...

I looked up some names on that thing-- it's disgusting-- do not enter it ever!!!